50 Things I Talk About
In no particular order, here are 25 things that I like to happily ramble about to poor, unsuspecting souls:
- deadlifts
- corny/stupid jokes
- making new friends
- make up
- how my butt has been getting bigger
- bacon
- other dead animal
- those frozen yogurt places where they give you an endless vat to fill so it doesnt look like you’ve taken a lot but then they weigh it and you owe them $6
- tanning
- my dog
- a freshly vacuumed carpet
- cinnamon orange tea
- good coffee (I like it black
) - a good malbec (this one is surprisingly really good for the cheap-o price btw)
- the farmers market
- helping people
- PRs
- men with big shoulders
- men who dress well
- dubstep
- fart & poop jokes
- Lululemon
- covering my overpriced Lulu with chalk
- getting emails from my readers
In no particular order, here are 25 things I like to complain about:
- people who take themselves and life too seriously.
- Rage faces
- Motivational memes
- bacon haters
- my cat
- sun burn
- being too white
- not having any place where it is publicly acceptable to dance my face off (note: this doesn’t stop me)
- having to wear pants
- having to wear socks
- the phrase “clean eating” (unless referring to the physical washing of food)
- backs rounding during deadlifts
- people who won’t deadlift (not people who can’t deadlift – big difference)
- bad wine
- that I cant eat all the desserts on Pinterest without getting fat
- people who mistake being overweight/obese for being lazy
- actual laziness & settling
- soda
- IPAs
- women who think I’m joking when I suggest weight lifting
- cheap coffee
- when I forget I’m wearing eyeliner and smudge it across half my face
- getting cavities filled and trying to not to drool
- when you had something in your teeth all morning and no one told you
- when food sticks to whatever you’re cooking it in
